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1826 Adelaide in Australia is established. If you want to know what it was like back then, visit it now.

Suri Cruise apparently got £65,000 worth of Xmas pressies. Thank god dad Tom had a closet big enough to hide them all in.

A Thai airline has employed ladyboy flight attendants. Good. Even if you don’t want them, it’s nice to have the choice of nuts on a flight

Natasha Giggs has agreed to do Celebrity Big Brother. What again?

Lady Gaga says she fears she'll die like princess Diana. Nonsense. Why would Prince Phillip want kill Lady Gaga?

Barratts have gone bust. I wouldn't want to be in their shoes. And neither would anyone else. That's why they went bust.

Apparently home vajazzle kits will be very popular this Christmas. Good to know, I was just going to get my nan a cardigan.

China has given Edinburgh Zoo two giant pandas. Hugely overweight beasts with two black eyes. It's like they're Scottish already.

Liverpool has a new TOWIE style reality show called 'Desperate Scousewives'. They've nicked that idea. Typical.

The largest public sector strikes in a generation & the headlines are about a joke. It's not really the issue.