@WomensHumor's resonant tweets
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All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!
Careful, A woman seeking revenge on a man does better research than the FBI.
The day after Christmas is special. It's the day that someone gave Wham's heart away.
Being a woman is a difficult task, mainly because it involves dealing with men.
I could be in another country, but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
The most fake thing I have ever seen is watching two girls meet each other for the first time.
At what point to people get in their car and think "I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile picture!"?
I wish people realized that accepting a friend request doesn't mean I'll respond to your chat message.
Sometimes you just gotta say "screw it, I'm eating queso for breakfast."



