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Ugh, Muggles. They just don't understand. http://t.co/FleJJhvu

1 month ago - via Twitpic retweet

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.

2 months ago - via web retweet

Beyonce might give birth tomorrow. So the baby would have the same birthday as the dark lord. Coincidence? I think not.

2 months ago - via web retweet

Never Been Kissed? I know some dementors who would be happy to change that!

2 months ago - via web retweet

Because of Harry Potter idiots run into train station walls on Sept 1st thinking they can go to Hogwarts.

2 months ago - via web retweet

I don't understand why muggles aren't constantly afraid a basilisk is going to pop out of their plumbing... or one of those Mario brothers.

2 months ago - via web retweet

You're watching the Disney Channel.... http://t.co/YwrXTPwV

3 months ago - via web retweet

Merry Christmas Harry, the dementors are waiting under the mistletoe...

2 months ago - via web retweet

Happy Birthday Ralph Fiennes. I like that guy. I don't know why, there's just something about him....

2 months ago - via web retweet

#WhatILearnedThisYear: When you're sad just remember that it's the dementors fault and it's perfectly fine to eat loads of chocolate.

2 months ago - via web retweet

@Lord_Voldemort7 - English ranking

Full name: The Dark Lord Location: - Bio: Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart... lv7thinks@gmail.com Web: http://www.lv7thinks.com Member Since: 1 year ago
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