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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.
Beyonce might give birth tomorrow. So the baby would have the same birthday as the dark lord. Coincidence? I think not.
Never Been Kissed? I know some dementors who would be happy to change that!
Because of Harry Potter idiots run into train station walls on Sept 1st thinking they can go to Hogwarts.
I don't understand why muggles aren't constantly afraid a basilisk is going to pop out of their plumbing... or one of those Mario brothers.
Merry Christmas Harry, the dementors are waiting under the mistletoe...
Happy Birthday Ralph Fiennes. I like that guy. I don't know why, there's just something about him....
#WhatILearnedThisYear: When you're sad just remember that it's the dementors fault and it's perfectly fine to eat loads of chocolate.



